The Bachelorette Recap and Power Rankings: Week One

The Bachelorette is back

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Except for my house during Wrestlemania, you will never see so many grown men cry over something where the stakes are so low as you will on this show.

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The Bachelorette: Preemptive Power Rankings

Just when my liver was recovering from last season, The Bachelorette is back!

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Week 10 (Finale!)

The finale!  This week brings us back to Iowa

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: The Women Tell All

Time to be told all! I normally don’t bother recapping this. It’s a glorified clip show and you hear from people you don’t care about in the least. But tonight has the potential to be the best two hours of television since I watched The Neverending Story while coming out of a post-surgery painkiller delirium.

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It’s the Nothing. And I’m HELPING IT

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Week 8

FANTASY SUITE week.  For some reason we’re still doing this post-Jade.  This week takes us to Bali.

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Week 7 (Parts 1 and 2)

We ended last week just before the rose ceremony and get a two-night episode this week.  Two-parters are tough on the recappers.  I had to spend the entire day in between part 1 and part 2 on the edge of my seat.  And let me tell you, that is hard on the hindquarters.  After reading, please consider donating to my Kickstarter to purchase me a special ergonomic chair I can use for watching reality TV.  Onto the show:

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Week 6

Last week they pulled some BS and left us with a cliffhanger before the rose ceremony because Kelsey had a panic attack.

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