Hope you are enjoying your Memorial Day. I enjoyed mine by watching all 15 Arrested Development episodes in one day and eating roughly 3,000 cracks. #Winning
I’m doing this remotely from Westchester, NY which is exciting because I’m equidistant from Cos Cobb (where Trudy lives) and Rye (where I think Betty lives? or is it still Ossssinnnning?). Of course, I normally write this a few miles from Madison Avenue so basically I look like a Mad Men geography whore. #SorryI’mNotSorry
I recap Mad Men while drinking but today I ate so much food my heart is actually hurting so for the second week in a row, sober sally!
So I missed the last two weeks. Sorry. Here’s my recaps:
The Flood 06×05: Everyone is upset that MLK died. Yeah, big twist there.
For Immediate Release 06×06: Whaaaat? Pete watch out for those stairs. Whaaaaaaaaaat?
I’m not drinking tonight because, well, I’m trying to live a healthier life? hahahano I just don’t have anything to drink.
Every time I go to Yelp to find a restaurant, car place or prison (article highlight: “They have juice boxes! If you’re going to get arrested, do it in Arlington County.”), I always come to the same conclusion. I always learn far more about the Yelp reviewer than about the place they’re reviewing.
Since Rip has long been a fan of Yelp reviews that begin at least six days before the dining experience in question occurred, we decided to join forces to identify the ten kinds of people who write Yelp reviews. Continue reading
Sorry I said ‘sup. I’m wearing a baseball hat and I immediately become High School me and that’s not a good thing in any way.
Tonight I’m drinking something, no pics. I’ll be writing down thoughts that are more random than usual cause I ate dinner at five pm EST and really you shouldn’t be reading this anyway as I’m on some “PROJECT K” shit this week.
Can you believe it’s already been a week? It feels like only five days past since last Sunday but actually, it was seven days. It’s crazy how weeks work.
I’m back! Not really. I’ve constantly been alive since I wrote the last thing but let’s not allow this to devolve into a discussion of your rampant solipsism and let’s drink.