This week is a two-parter but I decided to do it all in one recap. My drunken, rambling notes are even more drunken and rambling than normal, so I hope this recap makes some kind of sense.
There’s 11 girls left and we are finally taking this show on the road and heading to Montana.
The final week! In Los Angeles, that is. Chris Harrison starts off the show wearing a shirt that is conspicuously casual for my tastes. It looked like a pajama shirt.
Sean starts off the week as he usually does, shirtless. I’m not taking pictures of that.
Week 3. Only a few more filler girls to get rid of this week and we’ll be down to only girls we’ve gotten to know and/or girls with the best bodies. Still in Los Angeles!
Week 2. Still way too many girls for Sean and I to plausibly evaluate, but we’re going to try! We’re in Los Angeles…
That’s right, it is time for another action-packed season of The Bachelor. What kinds of twists and turns can we expect this season? Will Sean find love? Which of the girls are there for the dreaded wrong reasons? Will Chris Harrison give up cooking meth and ride off into the sunset, or will his terrible acts catch up with him?
2012 was not a good year for us. Newtown, Sandy, dull election, I used the C-word too frequently at work and your casual attitude towards pomegranates. 2013 isn’t starting off great since we’re all going to pay more taxes and I’m linking articles to USA Today dot com.
Luckily, you can’t change the world until you change yourself. Proudly proclaiming your new year’s resolutions is a great way to show people, “I understand I’m not perfect, here’s some very generic ideas to improve my standing in the human community to make myself seem like a more valuable commodity.” So here’s our list. I know I didn’t consult you but you were being such a dick about our New Year’s Eve plans that I decided we’re not talking until I’m in a better mood.
You know what’s cool about rap music? Everything. Everything is cool about it. It’s the sounds of the streets made from the hearts of the underclass! It’s all so inspiring so I present to you the best 20 songs of 2012.
Sidenote: There’s nothing cool at all about lists. So it goes… #KurtVonnegut
