The Bachelorette Recap and Power Rankings: Week 2

First real week of dates.  Time to start separating the wheat from the chafe, find the cream of the crop, and the insert third cliche here.

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The Bachelorette Recap and Power Rankings: Week One

The Bachelorette is the alternate universe counterpart to The Bachelor.  In The Bachelor, you normally witness a man go through the season long process of trying to decide if a girl’s physical attractiveness outweighs her craziness.  Or sometimes the guy becomes one of our society’s great villains

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The Bachelorette: Preemptive Power Rankings

Everyone’s second-favorite reality show returns next week!  Once again, ABC was kind enough to put up some stats on the sociopaths, morons, and saps that signed up to try to find love with Andi.

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Mad Men Recap While Drunk 07×02 “A Day’s Work”

Easter today. Valentine’s day on Mad Men. Let’s hope Jesus finds love.

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Mad Men Recap While Drunk 07×01 “Time Zones”

Oh. Hello.

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Finale

It’s the finale already?  Funny how time flies when you’re jet-setting around the world.  Time to find out who the killer is if Juan Pablo will find love.

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The Bachelor Recap and Power Rankings: Week 8 (Part 2)

Why did they cram two episodes into this week?  Do they understand the strain a single episode of this show puts on my liver?  I’ll be a hero and soldier on.  This week is in St. Lucia

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