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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 8

Welcome back to the Jersey Shore Power Rankings. After a two week absence, we’re offering up a double dip to make it up to you. Last week’s episode again featured a lot of poo-talk, which we’ve been over before. We’ve … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 7

Sorry for missing out on last week, we drank too much and our butt was bleeding so we were in the hospital. A lot has gone down in the meantime. Ronnie and Sammi are no more HOOOORAAAYYYY!!!! That’s the good … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 6

Here at Hamsterdam, we make it clearly obvious that we love Jersey Shore. We think it’s awesome in every way. Until now our only complaint has been about the annoying Ronnie/Sammi thing. Now, there’s a new issue – too much … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 5

Last week’s episode had everything you could ask for. Sex! Violence! Margaritas! Home Improvement! For a quick recap, JWOWW and Snooki tried to change a lock, Ryder came to visit, we learned that Ronnie apparently hates pizza, and Vinny got … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 3

Big week for the Shore-ers (nope). We’ve had 2 episodes in the last week due to an MLK Day special episode. Everyone knows Dr. King had a dream about a world where two sub-five-foot pieces of orange garbage can have … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Power Rankings – Week 2

Our friends are now settled in, back on their home turf in Seaside Heights. For a quick recap: Deena ”accidentally” got naked, Snooki got jealous and mad that Vinny wouldn’t hook up with her, and SamRon laid in bed and got in … Continue reading

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Why Don’t I Get More Boners When I Watch TV?

Below is an excerpt from a conversation I have about every four months.  INT. Ripatranzone’s ApartmentA beer commercial splashes across the TV screen.  A sexy bartender is telling some dolt he’s a fucking idiot for not drinking the beer she’s … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Fearless Predictions

Jersey Shore returns for its third season tonight.  In its first two seasons the show became a pop culture phenomenon, scoring millions of viewers every episode and gracing late-night talk show monologues on a nightly basis. “And Boehner responds ‘We … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Power Rankings

It’s that time again, friends. Jersey Shore is back. As I’m sure you know, they are back in Seaside Heights and have added a new cast member “Deena Nicole” (no way that’s a real name) who we will get to … Continue reading

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Top 8 Insurance Spokespeople

The thing I get from insurance commercials is that insurance is the most important purchase you will make, essentially you are buying a new Mom to care of you.  Life, home, auto, it doesn’t matter, they are all equally important … Continue reading

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